"yeah, the guy I met on match.com was cool, but he wore these SHOES..."
"yeah, the guy I met on match.com was cool, but he wore these SHOES...", originally uploaded by Malingering.
Seriously, what is it that possesses every homofabulous match.com profile maker to describe themselves as "easy-going" or "low-key?" I am not even sure I know what those descriptions mean...
eggplantcurse (2:25:51 AM): i recommend substituting those phrases with:
eggplantcurse (2:27:17 AM): "I have absolutely no opinion whatsoever. Oh, and bring a small mirror on our date because you might feel the need to confirm that I am actually breathing."