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"yeah, the guy I met on match.com was cool, but he wore these SHOES..."

November 4th, 2006 (11:28 pm)

Seriously, what is it that possesses every homofabulous match.com profile maker to describe themselves as "easy-going" or "low-key?" I am not even sure I know what those descriptions mean...

eggplantcurse (2:25:51 AM): i recommend substituting those phrases with:

eggplantcurse (2:27:17 AM): "I have absolutely no opinion whatsoever. Oh, and bring a small mirror on our date because you might feel the need to confirm that I am actually breathing."

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Kid Icarus

November 4th, 2006 (10:29 pm)


Kid Icarus
Originally uploaded by calebhagen.
Well, it has been far too long. I promise to update more.

eggplantcurse [userpic]

(no subject)

January 26th, 2006 (04:23 am)

ummm...i thought brokeback mountain wasn't all that good. there i said it. ::whew::

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Playboy

December 13th, 2005 (04:29 am)
horny

current mood: horny

The first porn magazine I ever saw was a Playboy. It was summer and I was walking over a bridge near my house when I was eleven or twelve. I stopped to look over the side and see how high the brook was. I was so hot that I was considering climbing down the bank and going for a swim.

As I looked over the side into the brook I noticed that there was something under the surface of the water. Closer inspection revealed that it was a magazine so I went down to the water to get a closer look. The magazine was fanned open by the flowing water and I could see a lot of body parts that seemed...well, interesting.

I waded into the water and crouched down to pick up the magazine for a closer look. As I lifted it, the pages ripped and it floated back to the stream bed. I tried again, with similar results. The paper had become so delicate that any attempt to lift the magazine out of the water destroyed it. So...I held it underwater and gently looked though it several times. When it was time to get home, I picked a favorite page and pressed it to a piece of flat bark and lifted it out of the water.

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Masturbation

December 11th, 2005 (03:09 am)

Hey, here is a funny sign I found recently:
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